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最近耳朵一直听到 Sohai Sohai 这个名词出现在我的生活;
就连马来人和外劳也开始懂得善用这个名词来骂人。

其实身为福建人的我,Cibai 是我最常用的粗话,反而 Sohai 我就很少用。
不过我相信很多人也不懂 Sohai 的真正意思是什么吧 ?
好,今天就让我好好来跟一些家教一流的善男信女解释一番,
毕竟 Sohai 还真的是一个很特别的名词/形容词/强调词 。

首先就说说 Sohai 的意思好了,Sohai 就是和《笨蛋》或《白痴》相同意思;
就做一个比例给大家...
“昨天我遇到一个白痴,因为它竟然带它的内裤和我分享。”
这个时候,你就可以把 Sohai 代替成白痴来使用,来强调整个句子的惊叹度。
“昨天我遇到一个Sohai,因为它竟然带它的内裤和我分享。”
看,整个句子变成不同了吧 ?

不过大家要小心使用这个字眼哦,
因为 Sohai 里头牵涉到限制级的国度,毕竟 Sohai 是由两个字眼组成...
So = 笨、傻、呆、蠢、憨、白痴、弱智、脑残、白目、天兵之类的。
Hai = 女性的尿尿处,或是女性生产人类的工厂区。

(离题一下)

或许你还是不懂什么是 Hai ? 那我就再解释清楚一点。
你们有看过扭蛋机吗 ? 就是当你把你的硬币放进去的时候,它就会掉一颗蛋蛋出来。
同样道理,就是当你的爸爸把自己的一些“液体”放进 Hai 的时候,你就出现了。
如果还是不明白,你就去问你的妈妈吧,Sohai !!
看,这个字眼无时无刻都可以用,但是通常这个字眼非常粗俗咯。

而且这个字眼也不一定要用在别人的身上,有时候也可以用来形容自己的。
“哇,刚才我很 Sohai 咯,因为我竟然搭错巴士迟到。”
或者是...
“刚才我很 Sohai 咯,走路走到跌进水沟里面。”
其实当我们用 Sohai 来形容自己的行为,反而会觉得娱乐大众,当自己没有那么糗。

还有,有时候我们也会用在关系很好的朋友罢了。
比如对方的名字明明叫做 Adrian 或者 Gerald... (不好意思,扯你们进来)
但是我就可以这麽说:“Hoi Sohai,等下晚上要吃什么东西 ?”
因为关系很好的朋友,就不会因为这句粗话而感到反感,毕竟粗话只有和好朋友互讲或互骂才有乐趣不是吗。
要不然你去路边随便找一个陌生人然后说:“Sohai,请问现在几点 ?”
你看对方有没有马上使用暴力来解决你 !!!

而且 Sohai 也可以加强版,就好像马来文字的功能一样...
单单一个 punya,就可以变成 punyai,然后就 mempunyai 之类的。
然后 Sohai 也可以变,就变成《Sei Sohai》或《Zeng Sohai》。

我先解释一下《Sei Sohai》好了,sei 其实就是《死》的意思。
如果你要毒骂一个人,但又不懂什么字眼是最有杀伤力,其实叫人家去死是最贴切不过了。
通常我建议你们可以用这个字眼来骂警察或者一些工作效力很慢的政府人员。

接下来就是《Zeng Sohai》,zeng 就是《正牌》的意思。
因为马来西亚出名翻版,就连 Crocs 的拖鞋现在也给人家翻到 10 块钱在夜市乱卖。
所以为了让人感觉到《正版》的存在,通常我们都会用 zeng 这个字眼。
就好像如果你的家里有三个 Sohai 同居友,但当中偏偏有一个你比较赌懒,而且觉得最名副其实的 Sohai。
你就可以用 Zeng Sohai 来形容这个家伙,让它托体而出的荣获《笨蛋》的名称。

还有 Sohai 也有大小之分,不过当你开始使用大小的时候,这个 Sohai 的字眼就会变得亲切和可爱。
你是 Dai Sohai,你是 Dai Sohai... (连续讲上 10 次左右) ,你就会觉得这个字眼其实很友善。
那今天我教了大家一堂粗话课,希望大家好好善用这个字眼。
我本人是没有那么喜欢用广东人的粗话,因为毕竟我也讲惯福建话那么多年了。
还是 Cibai 比较符合我的身份和口气,哈~

PS: 我放的那张照片中的女生行为也是有点 Sohai,大家绝不觉得 ?

28 comments:

凯尔文 said...

我甚至覺得我自己也有點Sohai呢...

= =

杨宝贝 said...

我比较想知道cibai的含义

Sammy said...

我之前还在怀疑hai是不是跟cibai一样,果然是一样的~

Laine Tey said...

Hahah.. u r good!!

利端 said...

好一篇粗口文,强呀!!!!

aHrOy said...

我還以為sohai是傻傻的意思
[= =]

Scott Ne said...

ohi still prefer cibai~~lol

Sammi Chin said...

哈哈哈..好笑!

Marcus Leongkok said...

讚!!i like sohai~~ haha...

Yping said...

哈哈哈哈 太好笑啦~~~~~

Micheal said...

这个女的也是傻海的,她才刚满15岁就拍裸照,www.bit.ly/sohai ,先注册才看到!请大家去骂醒他!

Anonymous said...

亲爱的,zeng不是正牌啊~
ZENG意思是‘肿’
也能是怀孕的意思啊~

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