很早之前,就想組織一個專屬我和好朋友的世界。
今天剛好和幾個《知己》聚晚餐,就順便討論這話題。
最後這組織就開始成立,就名為 Bitch Committee。
以下是我們每位的工作崗位和職位,想參與的朋友可以隨時報名....
Organizer:
Boey Kuek - Daughter of the Bitch
(Activity Planner, make sure nobody die be’cos of job pressure)
Treasurer:
Ooby Gan - Son of the Bitch
(Control Budget, make sure everyone got money to having fun during the trip)
Publicity & Communication:
Cool Cheong - Master of the Bitch
(Main Contact Person, if lost must contact him for HELP, also make sure ur handphone battery always fullbar & switch it ON 24 hour from 7 to 7)
Food Arrangement:
Vivian Chiew - Best Friend of the Bitch
(Make sure no one die be’cos of hunger during trip, cos SOCSO did not cover this case)
Tools Arrangement:
Bernice Tan - Partner of the Bitch
(Must use the "Auntie Bargain Kong Fu" to get the cheaper price items from High Class market)
Human Resources:
Evandeline Gan - Sister of the Bitch
(Use internet to find the information to solve our "what, why, how, who & when" problem)
Energy Support:
Wynnie Tan - Cousin of the Bitch
(Provide man power support to each committee like Foreign Labour, COMPLAINT is not allowed for this position committee, so please be patient)
Transportation Arrangement:
Alan Tan - Cousin In Law of the Bitch
(Make sure our legs never get tired be’cos of walk too much)
Public Relationship (PR):
Angie Ng - Bitch of the Bitch
(Must always maintain the lovely expression on ur face, and use ur eyes to close up the distance between us & stranger)
Photographer & Picture Arrangement:
Lai - Boyfriend of the Bitch
(Standby camera & make sure everyone in photo look beauty eventhough some people might look ugly in real world)
Security:
Lee - Generation of the Bitch
(Teach our enemy how to write the “DIE” word)
Blogger & Friendster Information Updating:
Tony Lim - Buddy of the Bitch
(Must record everything that we been experience during our trip, our main purpose is let everyone jealous until hate us)
5 comments:
Ooby dear ah...what is my position leh????
作么没有加进去?我是你家属~~ 不用谢礼~
Boyfriend of the Bitch?!!?
好奇怪的称呼!!
有点“可爱”的感觉~
Bitch家族。。。
不过有一班这样的朋友很不错吧,有福同享,有难同当,总是有人了解你谅解你,与你分担分享一切。。。
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