Tuesday, January 12, 2010



Aries (Mar.21-Apr.19)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (Apr.20-May20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23-Aug.22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug.23-Sept.22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept.23-Oct.21)
You are the artistic type and have difficult time dealing with reality. If yo are a male, you are probably a queer. Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct.22-Nov.21)
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov.22-Dec.21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.

Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb.18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone think you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb.19-Mar.20)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

This Horoscopes is just for fun. Please don't take it too serious.....

10 comments:

不尋常.愛 said...

我是Aries哦,哥~
豐富的想象力= =...

不尋常.愛 said...

Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan.19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.

不要這樣消極~

Nick尼克仔 said...

Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
我无言了~
是不是因为我叫nick?
哈哈~因为nick的意思
也是有监狱的含义。

Feeling said...

哇!我是杀人犯!其实我也觉得我挺有潜质的哈哈!

小宇 said...

You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.

我是完完全全的母狗他儿子的杀人犯

我喜欢~哈哈~

小宇 said...

OMG 我看错了 ~是我被杀~!!

y2000ad said...

Just a piece of worthless advice

Fishymoonie said...

You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA.

雖然很搞笑。 但我覺得還真準確! 哈哈哈哈!

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